[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two or more makes you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.......!!!
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Good one liners
prasanna
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
nice! some of your gems:
>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
>I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
these were my favorite.
>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
>I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
these were my favorite.
Have fun, have faith in yourself and always have the best food!
Thanks dear.
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.......!!!
I enjoyed them all and I really laughed reading them .
Really it is the general feeling of all husbands , the last one I mean , the 27th . ....
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.......!!!
I enjoyed them all and I really laughed reading them .
Really it is the general feeling of all husbands , the last one I mean , the 27th . ....
prasanna
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
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[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...
*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing
*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry
*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault
*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
hope you enjoy!!
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...
*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing
*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry
*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault
*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
hope you enjoy!!
AgentOfChaos wrote:[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...
*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~Sam Ewing
*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry
*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault
*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
hope you enjoy!!
Thanks for sharing them friend. I loved them , truly nice.
prasanna
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.
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