Excuse You Piggy

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Excuse You Piggy

Post by Crow » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:48 am

Excuse You Piggy

"This morning I had taken my two smaller children into the gas station to pick up a few items. Upon nearing the register my 16 month old lets out a great big burp. Without thought I said excuse you piggy!! The thing was, I was behind a cop. He didn't hear my son's burp. Embarrassed I said not you I was talking to my son. But I don't think he believed me. Like a hawk he watched me buckle the kids into their booster seats. And came out when I was starting the car. I was holding my breathe and repeating in my mind, oh please do not write me a ticket. After I put enough distance between me and his police car I began to laugh so hard I nearly cried. "Excuse you piggy!" seems so harmless of a phrase to say to a belching baby boy. Unless you are behind a police officer."

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Post by suzisco » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:53 pm

lmao thats very funny.  Shows how insecure Mr policeman was that he was bothered by an innocent comment.
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Post by Capergal » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:19 pm

This is too funny

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Post by Prof. Akers » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:31 pm

Gladyou gat away.
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Post by sheryl » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:34 am

that is what you can call a real classic!!!!!!  pleased you got away free without the ticket

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