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Nicole
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Post by Nicole » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:10 pm

Samson wrote:One big happy family.

Samson.... ROFL

I replyed to you in the other post..
I hope I can find out what's going on...
Ñícolé

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EarlofLeicester
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Post by EarlofLeicester » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:48 pm

The family that surfs together stays together?

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Post by suzisco » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:50 pm

So can anyone tell me what sex is?  :smt017

Think i am a little rusty and have forgotten.

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Post by EarlofLeicester » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:10 pm

suzisco wrote:So can anyone tell me what sex is?  :smt017

Think i am a little rusty and have forgotten.
Right with you on that one suzico.  I think it was supposed to be pleasurable (except when preachers talked about it!)

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Post by suzisco » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:13 pm

I will give you a laugh.  when i got married (which was in church)  the ministers sermon was on much to the mortal embarrassment of the congregation (ie our families) the sin of masturbation.  My minister had a sadistic sense of humour.

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Post by jallious » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:22 pm

I don't get it..
Trust your own feelings, never anyone else's.

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Post by EarlofLeicester » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:18 pm

suzisco wrote:I will give you a laugh.  when i got married (which was in church)  the ministers sermon was on much to the mortal embarrassment of the congregation (ie our families) the sin of masturbation.  My minister had a sadistic sense of humour.
Seems pretty inappropriate.  I don't suspect he gets many dates that way.

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Post by Vishwas » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:32 pm

suzisco wrote:I will give you a laugh.  when i got married (which was in church)  the ministers sermon was on much to the mortal embarrassment of the congregation (ie our families) the sin of masturbation.  My minister had a sadistic sense of humour.
OMG, I can't believe he did it. I would rather run away than sit their. I don't know how u guys sat through it.

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Post by jallious » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:34 pm

I still don't get the wording...
Trust your own feelings, never anyone else's.

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Post by suzisco » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:36 pm

My minister is a woman and a Miss at that!!!!  and so old i suspect she has just dedicated to her life to god.

Jallious I'm surprised you don't understand.

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Post by jallious » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:45 pm

must just be the wording.
Trust your own feelings, never anyone else's.

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Post by EarlofLeicester » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:49 am

suzisco wrote:My minister is a woman and a Miss at that!!!!  and so old i suspect she has just dedicated to her life to god.

Jallious I'm surprised you don't understand.
Not just Jallious, but Vish and I also missed the gender thingee.

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Post by suzisco » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:03 am

The Gender wasn't the issue, the issue was i was getting married and the minister was telling my friends and family that having a wank was a mortal sin and don't do it cos god won't let you in to his house etc

The fact that she is female just made it worse.

Right got to go.... can't believe my last post before my holiday was all about wanking/masturbation.

:smt064

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Post by Samson » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:19 am

So what's wrong with wanking that is the question, a lot of people do it and they will keep on doing it because it's fun and relaxing.

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Post by Nicole » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:45 am

suzisco wrote:The Gender wasn't the issue, the issue was i was getting married and the minister was telling my friends and family that having a wank was a mortal sin and don't do it cos god won't let you in to his house etc

The fact that she is female just made it worse.

Right got to go.... can't believe my last post before my holiday was all about wanking/masturbation.

:smt064
ROFL@You~!!

Speaking of that~!! opsssie, never mind.. I forget we are at rated "G" at times.....ROFL
Ñícolé

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