Maths teacher to our brilliant Santa:-
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people ?
Santa :- Juice banake de do na Madam....
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
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Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
Briliant Santa.
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Briliant Santa.
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Sorry, don't understand hindu.
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