Some Funny Jokes to make U laugh Today.

[prasanna]

Jokes

Customer  : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter       : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer  : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter       : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer  : No, I can't.
Waiter       : Then does it really matter?

Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter       : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter       : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter       : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer  : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter       : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter       : Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?

Lady           : Is this my train?
Station Master    : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady           : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master  : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Teacher        : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter             : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wife             : Do you want dinner?
Husband     : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife             : Yes and no.