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In Honour of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Clicks Children Cough...

most embarrasing moment was at a meeting I was telling my boss I was a workoholic and somewhere along the line the brain disengaged and it came out " I am an alcoholic" ... try and take that one back. I believe that our generation have seen the most amazing things - fall of communisim - berlin wall ...

MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. She's s...

did i get it right - has this game stopped?

A   mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for   speeding...     Older   Woman:  Is  there a problem, Officer?     Officer:  Ma'am, you were  speeding. Older  Woman:  Oh, I see.   Officer:  Can I see your license please? &nbs...

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11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, So they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, Until the woman gave a ver...

Ed stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed like an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What in the world is taking so long?' 'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,...

the joke is on me today - I read on one of the mystic notices I had to do 25 posts which had to be worthwhile post - I have been concientiously getting my posts in and finally got my 25 plus - sent off for my registration key and discovered to my horror it has to be 150 posts ...... so now i sit and...

that is what you can call a real classic!!!!!!  pleased you got away free without the ticket

I  also battle now and again with the negative thoughts and influences - I have a vision board where I put pictures of my goals, this helps when I feel negative by looking at it and daydreaming into the pictures until I feel good again. The best advice I can offer to get rid of negative is - wh...

my life is awesome - since i decided to follow the principals of the secret and discovered other information on my journey from " the monk who gave up his ferrari"  to "the new earth" I have discovered we are all trying to improve ourselves when we are in reality already perfect - it is our own...

I joined about a month ago and have been finding my feet. The site is awesome and it is great to see there are responses to all posts if required. I do find once I get on the site I don't want to leave as there is so much to check out. Thanks to mystic board for giving us this wonderful site to conn...

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip Around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't e...

A Fable A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain? The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! Th...